his epic tim cook and his mates on a Monday evening in the sexiest office building in techtown, San Francisco. A plethora of high-paying C-suite types teeter about in a daisy chained throne room, accompanied by a small army of stewardesses and janitors. Most are in the throes of a major data breach involving Apple’s mobile operating system, iOS and its nemesis, Android. A few are a bit older and wiser, but still tagging along for the ride in the name of duty. There are some whose names are known to the aforementioned execs, but that’s another story. On that topic, the most notable occupants have a long and storied history dating back to the early days of Compaq.